girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
- me: so are you a feminist?
- student teacher guy: no, I wouldn't say so.
- me: why?
- student teacher guy: well... actually, what's the definition of feminism?
- me: *recites dictionary.com definition I wrote on my paper bc I knew I would need it at some point*
- student teacher guy: oh. well I do believe that women should have equal opportunities. I just thought it was more of a pro-women and almost anti-men thing.
- me: so you are a feminist?
- student teacher guy: well, yes.
- me: what do you think you can do to help women?
- student teacher guy: tell all my friends the definition of feminism.
I was scared and then I remembered Lazer Team
An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.
THIS IS SO CRAZY